Geoffrey memories and funny sayings - jan - June 2014

Geoffrey 5 years old 

Do you want to know something magical about me? My spit. Because when I eat stuff, My spit turns to that taste, and then when I swallow it I taste that taste

Geoffreyism: " daddy, I don't think this is a very good song." "Why not?" "Didn't you hear it? She said there's a fire starting in her heart!"

Mom, when you stick your finger in your mouth and stick it in someone's ear, is that bad?

Will you teach me sign language so

I can talk to gorillas?

Is this a goth shirt? ( putting on a black shirt )

Geoffrey, helping unload the moving truck last night: "I can't go to bed, Mom. I'm too important."

Helping grandpa unload his m&ms collection. "Grandpa must have done real good at work! He must have got all these as prizes!!!"

"Grandma? Who's your favorite on Mickey Mouse?" "goofy, who's yours?" "I like Donald. You know, Goofy and Donald are buddies, just like you and me are buddies." #Geoffreyism #MeltsMyHeart

Im duh I don't want to go on space Mountain, because it's a roller coaster. And it's in the dark. And it's fast. So it's got all those things that I don't like. (Mothers day weekend 2014) 

Also Mother's Day 2014: Matterhorn!  (Star tours and radiator springs )

Geoffrey drew a picture of me for Mother's Day. 

He said, "look, I even drew your weenis."

I said, "thanks! But I don't have a weenis." 

And he said, "I know, but I don't know how to draw a vagina."

I had some cookies and Geoffrey said "can i have one of those bad boys?"

Are you sad about your hair now that it looks really terrible? (After I cut it - and overheard me earlier saying I didn't like it)

We just passed the cemetery. Geoffrey looked out the window and said, someone's having a good farm!

Listening to "hush little baby" in the car. When the song ends, Geoffrey says, "I can't believe that that dad is going to buy that baby all that stuff. He is going to waste his money on all of those things that keep breaking."

When answering his question about how we made him, I said, "mom has an egg and dad had a seed and when they get put together they made a baby" 

So did you have to like crack the egg?

These fireworks are so exclamation point.

Grant was teasing his mom about smoking when she was pregnant with him. As we drove a way Jeffrey said who smokes? And Grant said Nonna used to. And Jeffrey said I didn't see a hole in her neck.

Jeffrey got marker on his feet at school, and he didn't know how. Red marker. Just now, Grant saw that somebody colored on the playroom couch with red marker. So Jeffrey walks into his room and says, red marker on my feet and then Redmark on the couch? Something mysterious is happening in this town.

Mom, are you already married to something? Oh, that's sad. What if someone else wants to marry you? Like me?

By the way, my show is over so I'm going to be messing with you guys now.

Daddy is one of a kind. 

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